Throw away your toasters™! New Toot Strudels radioactive flavors use patented nuclear technology to self heat to precisely the right temperature! Just open the packaging, exposing the atomic isotopes to air, and in seconds, your Toot Strudels are ready to eat.

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We deeply regret that all Toot Strudels wholesale orders have been placed on hold so that the FDA and NRC can investigate ridiculous claims about the safety of our delicious and wonderful self-heating products! You may still find our products on some shelves in stores that do not hate freedom and convenience!